(via instrumentaldream)
deleting myself
I'm just a girl trying her best
Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
Huh
Huh
Huh
Hhhhhhh
Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
oh nooooooo
last time i reblogged this it wasnt balanced I’m glad it’s ok now!!!
king:
i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears
(via cowwatcher89)
hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions
(via cowwatcher89)
I love when people intentionally typo words to get across the instinctual reaction as something similar to a feeling?
Like “i want to Tuch”
“Tumby”
“Creeture”
“Flufy”
“Packige”
Idk i just. Feel it.
(via teenagerposts)
Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal
(Source: catchymemes, via king-emare)
this guy would be naked if he didn’t respect machamp so much
thank you for your service
(via monsteremblem)
I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like
(via iv-fischer)
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
uh oh
